Just for laughs

Finally I can use the internet! There was some faults with the DSL cable from thursday onwards and my Father called Singtel and they came this morning and repaired it. Seriously, I can't do without internet connection; grew too dependant on it already. Firstly, no DOTA. Secondly, can't check mails. Thirdly, can't come my blog. Lol...opportunity cost of no internet connection: Sleep~

Just came across this, quite hilarous.

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me.'
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me.'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.

Imba Ownage =D. Free slap, lolx! This shows that you must learn Marketing well, if not you end up getting slapped.

Signing off,
Astarmist